wildboysandwhiskey:

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

This is so incredibly precious, this actually makes me tear up with happiness!

me: whats your opinion on tampons

little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother: why

me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

me:

little brother:

me: that is a fantastic point

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror)

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

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I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

plantaplanta:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

Whenever there's a rush...

ME: Hi, how are you today?

CUSTOMER: I'm great! How about you?!

ME: (on the inside) Fuck you, go away, go to freakin McDonalds or something.

ME: (on the outside) I'm doing great! What can I get you today?