e-zekiel:

jackwhitesturntable:

tanku:

this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

That’s a real tear jerker

Did you just

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

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my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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aaliyah1979-2001:

i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it

aaliyah1979-2001:

i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it